apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
