You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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