Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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