i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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