I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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