they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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