I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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