just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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