Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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