I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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