I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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