using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
