So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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