If i could tip my vagina, i would.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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