I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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