VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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