Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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