Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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