Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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