I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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