just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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