come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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