I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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