Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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