You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
