We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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