sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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