great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Farmville is her only friend.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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