Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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