She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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