Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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