I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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