In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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