I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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