Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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