Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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