what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Randomize