Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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