Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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