fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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