I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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