doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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