You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize
