Christians are straight up FREAKS
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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