dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
