She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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