Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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