It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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