So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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