he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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