i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
we should paint friendship bongs
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