so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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