This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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