Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
So. Much. Porn.
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